#運將大哥經典語錄
Taxi Driver Big Brother's Classic Quotes
先不要「幫我趕一下」 (｡ŏ_ŏ)
"Don't ask me to 'hurry up' for now." (｡ŏ_ŏ)
公告
Announcement:
各位帥哥美女老爺夫人們
Dear handsome gentlemen, beautiful ladies, and esteemed passengers,
本車已停止「幫我趕一下」服務
This vehicle has suspended the "hurry up" service.
本車共執行上述任務超過 200 趟
The vehicle has executed the above mission over 200 times.
目前戰績如下：
The current record is as follows:
被機車擊落 8 次！
Struck by motorcycles 8 times!
收到罰單 5 次！
Received fines 5 times!
醫院掛號 3 次 （心臟過度刺激）！
Hospitalized 3 times (due to excessive stimulation of the heart)!
收到小費 0 次！
Received tips 0 times!
由於入不敷出，所以暫停本服務
Due to insufficient income, this service is temporarily suspended.
務請見諒！
We apologize for any inconvenience!
#幫我趕一下
#暫停服務
#說好的小費呢
-Hurry Up
-Service Suspended
-What about the promised tip?
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