點解d人咁鐘意北上消費
香港大學
如題
啱啱個weekend比阿媽捉咗上去北上消費😇
佢成日都吹到大陸啲嘢好好
咁既然迫不得已去咗就睇吓到底有幾好啦
Along
Jesus Christ!
以下是我見到的：
- 唔知點解啲人鍾意坐地下
- 有浸好奇怪嘅味道我唔識形容
- 上一次大陸要用N咁多app (be like no one uses cash here lmao)
- 好多冒牌袋
- 原來洗手間可以唔係坐的
- 周圍都好嘈 好多speaker
- English for 保安 is “Bauan” (brutality=adding pineapple on pizza in front of Italians, as an average student studying English literature and linguistics)☠️☠️☠️
Okay let’s move on to some particular personal experience:
- 家母堅持要買$19 20包紙巾 但係我cast doubt on $19 20包紙巾嘅質素
- 諗住買罐可樂飲 見到紅色就買啦 _佢老細
係可樂味汽水 係山寨版可樂 （FYI: they called it 一起可樂)
- 行人路上面都可以有電單車 差啲就比車撞 差啲就真係要去見Jesus Christ😀
- 去食嘢 阿媽叫咗一杯唔知叫咩名嘅士多啤梨特飲
我試咗一啖 Oh Jesus Christ! It’s the periodic table!!!😀😀😀😀
- 又係阿媽逼我去配眼鏡 咁我都冇得say no就要去啦
佢老細佢驗眼勁Hea…淨係睇咗一次數字就完結咗conclude話度數冇變過 仲要驗眼驗到一半無啦啦有個細路喺我面前跑過爭啲撞到我仆街😀
(喺香港嘅時候眼鏡店師傅會叫我睇紅色綠色 睇吓數字或者英文字 跟住會睇吓六角形點點比較吓邊個清楚啲etc—ok knifes down I don’t really know what’s the tech terms of the above things)
其實點解咁樣都會有人想去北上消費
Bro, it’s true that things in HK are expensive in some ways, but we pay for quality…
