Wat Kam Pui is the most professional football player in the world
香港大學
Here are the reasons why Wat Kam Pui is the most professional football player in the world:
1. Wat Kam Pui is only three goals away from scoring a hat trick in every match he plays.
2. He is just eight Ballon d’Or awards away from matching Messi.
3. Wat Kam Pui has won as many Puskas Awards as Messi.
4. He has won the same number of World Cups as Cristiano Ronaldo, Neymar Jr., and Robert Lewandowski combined.
5. Wat Kam Pui has scored as many goals as Diego Maradona, Pelé, Ronaldo Nazário, and Zinedine Zidane combined in 2024.
6. He has scored the same number of free-kick goals as Mbappé and Haaland combined.
7. Wat Kam Pui has won as many UEFA Champions League titles as Zlatan Ibrahimović and Diego Maradona combined.
8. He has won the same number of official trophies as Harry Kane.
9. Wat Kam Pui never loses when he wins a match.
10. He never misses a shot when he scores a goal.
11. Wat Kam Pui has scored as many Premier League goals as Messi.
12. Despite playing far fewer matches than Messi, Wat Kam Pui is six Golden Boots away from equaling him.
13. He sends more than at least 3000 emails in Outlook than Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, Robert Lewandowski, Mbappé, Haaland, Pelé, Diego Maradona, Johan Cruyff, and Neymar combined.
14. Wat Kam Pui has roasted more students daily than the aforementioned players combined.
15. He has failed more students daily than the same group combined.
Simply the Greatest Athlete of All Time - Wat Kam Pui 🥰🥰😭😭😭
**Career Statistics: Messi vs. Wat Kam Pui**
**Messi:**
- 849 goals
- 378 assists
- 1079 appearances
- 4 UEFA Champions League titles
- 10 La Liga titles
- 1 World Cup
- 91 goals in one year
**Wat Kam Pui:**
- 5000+ emails sent
- 200+ students roasted
- 365 days in one year
- 8760 hours in one year
- 525,600 minutes in one year
- 31,536,000 seconds in one year
