今天又渡過了平安的一天這都多虧了Windows 8

北韓指稱,原訂導彈發射計畫因為 " Windows 8 問題" 而暫停。

PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of “problems with Windows 8.”

Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95.

The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was “working with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue.”

In the words of one intelligence analyst, “That means the test been delayed indefinitely.”

A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number of options, including declaring war on Microsoft.


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感謝藍屏!
狄卡也好晚睡
我都不知道微軟還支援windows95的更新(?!
北韓走復古風嗎XDDDD

從windows95直接晉級win

他們可能不知道怎麼關機(?
〈北韓因為Windows 8問題延後飛彈試射〉
【平壤報導】北韓官方新聞機構今日宣布,軍方原訂的飛彈試射計劃因為「Windows 8」問題,暫緩實施。
智庫指出,這份聲明罕見地能讓大眾一窺北韓飛彈工作的內幕。順帶一提,直到去年,飛彈系統都還在跑Windows 95。
北韓中央通訊社所發佈的聲明當中並未指明飛彈試射行動會改到什麼時候,只說他們「正在聯繫Windows 8 客服支援來解決問題」。
用一名分析師的話來說,「這代表試射行動將無限期延後」。
有個親近北韓政權的消息來源指出,至高無上的領導人金正恩正為了Windows 8問題而爆氣。他正在考慮幾項對策,包括向微軟宣戰。
一天又平安的過去了

感謝比爾蓋茲的努力 =__________+
為什麼不用UNIX
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