柯文哲本身
IQ157、北柯、蚵蚊蜇、柯v-19、柯P-19、柯旺中、柯中天、柯紅媒、疫苗柯、特權柯、甩鍋柯、柯濕顏、柯股長、柯好心肝、柯心肝、柯粉肝、防水柯、巨蛋柯、遠雄柯、柯痞子、柯痞、柯屁、柯放屁、柯神、柯大神、柯大人、柯神醫、柯器官、夜柯魔、造謠柯、白賊柯、柯騙子、柯萊爾、柯勞薩、柯近平、柯圓仔、柯元帥、柯網帥、柯柯哲、柯阿北、柯阿伯 、柯阿拉伯、柯理由伯、柯哈里發、柯亞斯伯、柯伯初四了、柯伯哲、柯伯寡恩、尖酸柯伯、我想是柯樣、柯學哲、柯媽寶、海綿媽寶、柯巨嬰、柯達鴨、剋蚊者[註 4]、柯總書記、柯師傅、柯吸附、柯SEAFOOD、KCF、亞斯伯哲、青山文哲、支那文哲、柯龜蛋、柯雞霸、柯3000、超（雙）北市長、臺北4%長、火影柯、漩渦老人、木可一世、義大利、檳榔[註 5]、檳榔柯、檳榔渣、菁仔柯、菁柯、檳榔教主、柯一家親、柯家鄉親、柯家親、中共金孫、財神跟班、郭文哲、柯臺民、柯國瑜、小波浪、三角形大師[註 6]、政治變色龍、政治渣男、白蠊教主、WJko、叉燒包、請假王、4趴柯、4趴哲、4趴教主、星宿派教主、文哲老仙、紅心芭樂、紅肉西瓜、叉燒包、草莓大福、拆橋達人（表面上稱讚柯文哲迅速拆除忠孝橋引道，實際上消遣柯文哲喜歡過河拆橋）、慕容哲、蠊皇、蠊政柯、柯雍正、柯抖、擺柯全輸、館長大哥、佩奇老公、黃珊珊老闆、擦汗姐老闆、那個已經沒用了、玄天上帝、玄天柯帝。
柯文哲支持者
柯粉、柯糞、柯韓粉、柯學家、柯興集團、柯氏力、柯氏無力、臺銘黨、四趴黨、西瓜黨、檳榔黨、菁仔叢、摩鐵黨、白共、白癡力量、白蟑螂、白蓮教、白蠊教、白巾賊、義和團、師父信徒、四趴仔、造謠仔、雙標仔、壁爐粉、黃瀞瑩腦公、阿拉伯人、巴基斯坦人、柯網軍、柯家軍、志工、逐字稿專家、肝粉、心肝寶貝、KoSexual。
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個人喜歡的前三名有點難選
不過應該是
柯萊爾（liar)、擺柯全輸、柯伯寡恩（尖酸柯伯）
因為我特別喜歡雙關語的FeelingsTell me something, girl
Are you happy in this modern world?
Or do you need more?
Is there something else you're searchin' for?
Tell me something, boy
Aren't you tired trying to fill that void?
Or do you need more?
Ain't it hard keeping it so hardcore?
I'm falling
In all the good times, I find myself longing for change
And in the bad times, I fear myself
I'm off the deep end, watch as I dive in
I'll never meet the ground
Crash through the surface, where they can't hurt us
We're far from the shallow now
I'm off the deep end, watch as I dive in
I'll never meet the ground
Crash through the surface, where they can't hurt us
We're far from the shallow now
In the sha-ha, sha-ha-llow
In the sha-ha-sha-la-la-la-llow
In the sha-ha, sha-ha-llow
We're far from the shallow now
I'm falling
In all the good times, I find myself longing for change
And in the bad times, I fear myself
I'm falling
In all the good times, I find myself longin' for change
And in the bad times, I fear myself
