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Once upon a time, there was a little hobbit who lived in the forest. And all the hobbit ever wanted was to be beautiful. And even though she was short and fat and hairy, this little hobbit dreamed that one day she could be pretty like Beyoncé. [clears his throat] And then one day, along came a magic power, called Photoshop. And just like that, poof, the little hobbit was beautiful. And even though she still couldn't sing like Beyoncé, or dance like Beyoncé, or act like Beyoncé, or be a decent human being like Beyoncé, the little hobbit was looked up to and loved, just like Beyoncé! [takes a tissue from Wendy's tissue box and wipes away his tears with it] Soon she had money, and adoration, and a hip-hop fiancée who loved her very much- [turns away, getting choked up] I'm sorry, hold up. Hold up, I'm sorry. [returns to reading] Everything was good for the hobbit. But then this mean little girl, called the Jelly Monster, she was sooo jelly of the hobbit that she told everyone she was a liar, and the hobbit's fiancée realized she was just a hobbit. And you know what he said? He said "I don't CARE!" And then the jelly monster came and tried to take the magic power away from the little hobbit, so the hobbit prayed to God, and God said "Don't worry, little hobbit. I will go find this jelly monster girl, and I will read her a story and melt her icy heart." And the hobbit said "Thank you," and the hobbit and God lived happily ever after in the shower forever 'cause I love her so much!
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希望你喜歡這個故事
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開頭漏了on
"once upon a time"
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感謝w 我有看到w
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What in the actual shit is going on.


10/10

Will read again.
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just a bloody story wwww
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不知道我幹嘛看完這個故事...
so where's the hobbit's fiancée?
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不要問很恐怖(X
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剛才找到影片惹XD
已經刪除的內容就像 Dcard 一樣,錯過是無法再相見的!
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想到這個
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I'm sorry hold on I'm sorry
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Bitch how are you not the hobbit again?
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Kim is not even in that movie! That movie is just loosely based on her television show, Keepin' Up With The Kardashians, which is a show about short, loud, little people living in a fantasy world! Hold. Up
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B14 and B15 are hobbits
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hobbit啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
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搬椅子來惹ヾ(*´∀`*)ノ

小日常
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所以故事勒
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可以推薦我該買Cubase還是logic嗎
音樂工程大大<3
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b19 我剛起床 現在寫
B20 我系上大家都用Logic 不過我用Cubase 各有好處這樣

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耶ヾ(*´∀`*)ノ
等名取寫故事ㄊㄓ(。ŏ_ŏ)

小日常
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